Sick of Being Told to Just "Stay Positive"?
It's Time for a Coaching Experience That Actually Gets You.
Finally — Life Coaching for People Living with Chronic Illness Who Want Truth, Not Toxic Positivity
You’ve been told to manifest. To smile through it. To "be grateful it’s not worse." But you’re done with that. You’re not lazy, broken, or too negative. You're just navigating a body and a life you didn’t ask for.
And you deserve a system that helps you survive it, adapt to it, sustain it, and feel supported in it.
That’s what the S.A.S.S. Method™ delivers.
The S.A.S.S. Method™
Survive. Adapt. Sustain. Support.
This isn’t your typical mindset program. There are no fake affirmations. No glittery nonsense. Just real coaching for real people with real health struggles.
Here’s how it works:
✅ Survive - Stop spiraling and stabilize your emotions fast. Finally feel seen and understood without being told to "vibe higher."
✅ Adapt - Rebuild your life systems around your actual limits. (Yes, you can have routines that don't ruin you.)
✅ Sustain - Learn how to protect your energy, avoid burnout, and create a rhythm that sticks — even on flare-up days.
✅ Support - Build a personalized ecosystem of accountability, emotional tools, and realistic hope.
And it's all delivered with my signature mix of sarcasm, real talk, and a zero-BS approach.
Who This Is For
This program is for you if:
You've been diagnosed with a chronic illness and your brain still hasn't caught up
You're tired of being dismissed by doctors, friends, and the self-help world
You feel stuck between grief, guilt, and "what now?"
You want real tools, not spiritual bypassing or pity parties
If you're sick of being told to "just stay strong" and you’d rather scream into a void (or a pillow), we should talk.
Your Path to Emotional Clarity & Resilience: The Full Offer Suite
🔻 QUICK WINS & RESET OPTIONS
1. Survive First: 10-Day Emotional Clarity Sprint - $325
2 sessions + tools + check-ins. Mental clarity in 10 days.
2. The One-Pain Reset Session - $150
Target one emotional challenge and leave with a game plan.
3. Deep Dive Extended Session - $200
More time, more tools. For clients with more to unpack.
🔹 CORE PROGRAMS
4. S.A.S.S. Pathway™ Standard - $600
6 weeks of 60-min 1:1 coaching. Rebuild identity and emotional regulation.
5. S.A.S.S. Pathway™ Extended - $1,000
6 weeks, 75-min sessions for deeper support.
6. 1:1 VIP Sessions - $1,200
6 weeks, premium support, priority scheduling, SpoonerGPT + The Drawer.
🔶 VIP COACHING INTENSIVES
7. VIP Half Day Intensive - $750
3 hours of focused breakthrough work + tools + check-in plan.
8. VIP Full Day Intensive - $997
6 hours + advocacy scripts, flare-up plan, SpoonerGPT + Drawer.
9. VIP Full Day Premium - $1,500
Everything from full day plus Voxer/email support, session recording, 30-min check-in, and a custom resource bundle.
🔘 GROUP EXPERIENCES
10. Group Basic — Support System Launch - $297
6-week group container, accountability,
11. The Chronic Clarity Crew (Group Plus) - $397
Add replays and check-ins to the group experience.
12. VIP Support Circle (Group Premium) - $497
Includes a 1:1 session, The Drawer, and elevated group access.
What You Get (Varies by Package)
Private coaching sessions (1:1 or group)
SpoonerGPT access (your AI Spoonie companion)
The Drawer membership (video/workshop/planner library)
Survival Strategy Maps + Flare-Up Aid Plans
Personalized Workbooks & Reflection Tools
Accountability & Check-in Support (in select tiers)
Recordings, Replays, and Resources
Real Outcomes My Clients Experience
Peace of mind within 10 days
Identity clarity that replaces shame
Systems that work with their bodies, not against them
Emotional strength to say "no" and not feel guilty
A new sense of purpose — even if life looks nothing like it used to
Ready to Start?
Book a free Alignment Call. No fluff. No pressure. Just support.
Let’s find the version of you that still exists (and is still amazing) under all this.
Quick Wins & Reset Options
Select one of these packages if you want personalized attention, deeper support, and sessions tailored just to you.
Core Programs
Perfect if you want to reclaim your identity and look for emotional regulation.
Intensive VIP Coaching
Choose this if you’re ready for a big breakthrough in one focused day — with or without follow-up support.
Group experiences
Perfect if you want structure, connection, and to learn the S.A.S.S. method alongside other Spoonies.

